We’ve all been there bro.
You’re alone…with the downstem in your hand…and it’s wet and lubricated. You’re still residually high from the bowls earlier — and your dick is still residually hard from the weed whacking you enjoyed prior. You’ve got a little bit of a body buzz going on, and a stiff one that won’t be subsided. Fuck man, look at it, it’s basically like a fleshlight. A cylindrical cocoon for your cock. Why not, right? At first the cold glass is intimidating against your tip, though quickly the cold bite becomes enticing, with your piece immediately gaining a few millimeters of girth. One hand gripping the downstem and the other tightly around your shaft - you thrust as deeply as possible - shoving your dense steamroller right into the hole. A light begins to blind you, while all the sound in the room seems to suck in for a moment before a large crash is heard. Miscalculating how slick the downstem was, you realize your overly sensitized skin gracefully gliding down the glass elicited a sensation greater than any skin could ever offer. The glass explodes from the sheer force of the seminal fluid prematurely blasting out from your grasp. Shards of semen covered glass fly everywhere.
And as you lay in the ruin of resin, cum, broken glass, and tears - know that every guy has been there at least once. That’s why replacement downstems are so fucking cheap.